When you have to take a shit, but it's a very painful, spiky one, a reference to the Spiky Hair of Makoto Naegi
Person 1: "yo man, I had the most painful shit, man"
Person 2: "yo, dude, you just had a Makoto Dump"
Person 2: "yo, dude, you just had a Makoto Dump"
by BluFireFox May 18, 2019
Get the Makoto Dumpmug. When you gotta go and there is a someone in the bathroom. And you can't leave one on the floor because you don't want to clean it out of the carpet. You have to take a dump in your hand and flush it when its your turn. Most often used in large crowds when you can get away to poop but still want to be polite or when its easier to warsh poop off your hands then the floor.
"They had new carpet and I had to shit...only choice was drop a hand dump. Easier to warsh your hands then shampoo the carpet ya know?"
by TheSausageKing June 12, 2021
Get the Hand dumpmug. Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.
Twitter Dumped examples:
1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.
2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.
2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
by TwitDumped March 4, 2010
Get the Twitter Dumpedmug. by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022
Get the clean dumpmug. by NOGGIL_AHS March 16, 2010
Get the Dip Dumpmug. noun: The facial contraction that a person has when they are trying to squeeze out a turd.
verb: The act of contracting your face and gritting your teeth while you are squeezing out a turd.
verb: The act of contracting your face and gritting your teeth while you are squeezing out a turd.
My friend commented that my dump clench seemed rather intense and that perhaps I should eat some more fiber.
My friend walked in on me while I was pooping and saw me dump clenching.
My friend walked in on me while I was pooping and saw me dump clenching.
by MasterChiefsBalls February 25, 2011
Get the Dump Clenchmug. by Yo girl kayla August 14, 2020
Get the Scary Dumpmug.