Perfect Neal

Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.

He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”

-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.

by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024

Brady Neal

To be utter dogshit at baseball go 0-5 and have an annoying ass family

You are Brady Neal at baseball

by poptarts69 March 2, 2024

will neely

buzz head (april 25, 2024), tall, cheated on his gf. mr negative

tws co'29 kid: oh who's that kid
tws co'28 kid: oh that's will neely,, stay away from him he's bad news

by willow28kids April 25, 2024

plum nelly

Plum Nelly- denoting the relative distance between to locations, especially if that distance is, great, expansive, or far.

When the passenger gave the cab dispatcher their address, the dispatcher's response was, "You live in plum nelly. Plum outta the city, and nelly outta the state."

by Big Less 64 May 11, 2024

Laura Neal

To ruin something caused by homophobia

“Did you hear that they killed villanelle?”
“Ugh.. must be Laura Neal!”

by chappellroanlover June 13, 2024

Nutsack Nelly

A type of person who immediately gets under your skin, acts entitled and immature.

Lenny is such a nutsack Nelly… have you heard the way he talks to people?

by Chritsta415 July 6, 2024

Jordan Neely

When Cardi B(iotch) brutally raped homeless crack addict Tyron Biggums because he couldn’t afford to pay for his crack habit and 9 months later she squeezes it out of her WAP.

What’s the name of that homeless violent bum who used to cripple and kill innocent senior citizens in New York City until American hero, Daniel Penny, gently subdued him to protect innocent subway riders of all ages, genders and colors, until he died of a synthetic cannabis overdose? You mean the loser who was cradle to the grave on government assistance and contributed literally nothing to society and we’re all better off without it? Jordan Neely.

by Batman the Punisher December 10, 2024