brown nailing

When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing

Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...

by Groundsack101 August 08, 2021

tough nails

It’s like saying “It is as bad as nails in your feet”

“Man I stubbed my toe” ... “tough nailsdude”

by Emojify com February 14, 2018

hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific…

“I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”

by Hogworks February 05, 2024

Nailing the shingle

When you are getting a blow job and right when you are about to finish you smack her on the head like you are nailing in the last shingle

Stacey is so good at BJ’s that I thumped her on the head, like I was nailing the shingle on a roof , just so she knew how awesome she was at it.

by JRo from the block July 24, 2022

manky finger nail

Manky finger nail:

A finger nail that has gone black due to bruising.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Guy2: Which ones Jimmy?
Guy1: Oh you know, he's the one with the manky finger nail.

by JP1996 August 17, 2018

Toe Nail Black Market

We secretly sell toe nails. Our company makes over 3 million dollars in revenue every month. Basically we are a secret underground black market that specializes in selling toe nail clippings.

Imma buy some toe nails from the toe nail black market. I will make a necklace out of them

by Kim song dune September 30, 2019

nail on the dickhead

Synonym for hitting the nail on the head, except the person is a complete dick

Well if it wasn't you. You always hit the nail on the dickhead!

by Astrophysichrist January 22, 2022