faux nap

The act of resting typically on a couch or bed without sleeping. Usually this involves being engaged in an activity such as watching a movie or reading a book (knitting also qualifies).

Aw, I'm so tired. I think I'll faux nap and watch Braveheart.

by Noriko Firefly April 26, 2009

Zombie nap

A Zombie nap is when you’re exhausted and fall asleep but when it’s time to wake up you feel worse than you did before you fell asleep.

I took a zombie nap and now I feel horrible.

by Pink Cinnamon October 17, 2021

Mulch Nap

A deep and disorienting nap; refreshing but not permanent like a dirt nap would be.

I took a mulch nap after work and woke up at 8pm thinking that I was late for work the next day.

by DB0380 April 20, 2023

Korean nap

When a bunch of dudes cum on your eyes til you are unable to open them and end up falling asleep.

I felt well rested after my Korean nap.

by Trapiconti May 26, 2016

Rockstar Nap

falling asleep after a hard night of partying which involved either heavy drug use or alcohol consumption and then waking up in a pool of your own excrement. i.e. vomit, urine, or feces.

Chad: Hey, has anyone seen Russell? he was snorting coke and doing shots all night long!

Matt: He's over here in the corner choking on his own vomit!

Chad: Oh snap! lay him on his side, dude is wakin up from his Rockstar Nap!

by white man in black suit September 13, 2010

dutch nap

Dutch Calvinists do not work on the Lord's Day - it is a day of rest. After a hearty midday meal, the entire family retires to their respective bedrooms to take a nap, and consequently most of their children are conceived on Sunday afternoon while the parents take a "Dutch nap".

Don't bother mom and dad; they are taking a Dutch nap.

by MayaPinion February 3, 2019

Nip Nap

A word used to describe a stupid person

Tom is such a fucking Nip Nap

by Not_hexp August 4, 2018