nonce

Ellie Metcalf the girl who drinks blue milk from the bottle

what a nonce,ELLIE METCALFE

by hewladhewlad April 16, 2020

Nonce

Darcy Nesbitt's favourite word

Nobody-

D Nezz- Oi mate you're a fucking nonce

by MrFreeThrow31 November 30, 2019

Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020

nonce

(pronounced näns) meaning nine times as much (etc. once, twice, thrice, quance, quince, seice, sence, ocense)

"I've been accused of theft damn near nonce!"

by kruto February 5, 2023

Nonce

a super cool, beautiful, handsome, charismatic, financially free, loving, caring, beautiful individual who is 6 ft full of an amazing personality.

you look like a nonce

by Congrats MrBeast April 19, 2022

Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Nonce

A British Paedophile who usually drives a Vauxhall Corsa or Fiesta ST

Did you see that nonce driving around in his Fiesta ST

by Paul Mapantzoffs September 22, 2022