A zimmy job is when you and your sexual partner are going to take a pair of athletic gloves or baseball gloves and insert them into the anus of your partner then one of you play with the other ones testicles for about 45 seconds.
by BiGRazorSG55 February 07, 2010
by Jimbo bob June 26, 2018
When you are recieving a blowjob the person giving said blowjob bites the the head and/or foreskin of the penis.
Luke: Oh damn did you hear Lacie gave Kash a chomp job?
Gesus: Oh that's weird. I kinda hope she gives me one... DON'T JUDGE ME!!
Luke: Gesus, nobody likes you.
Gesus: Yeah, I know.
Gesus: Oh that's weird. I kinda hope she gives me one... DON'T JUDGE ME!!
Luke: Gesus, nobody likes you.
Gesus: Yeah, I know.
by James Griffoth October 05, 2009
The act of forcing your secret lover to occupy the small space under the bed of the Fosterer, with nothing but a trash can top for a pillow, while the Fosterer makes fun of Jews as another unrelated delinquent steals money from the victim.
Dude, the camp counselor gave me a hardcore Foster job and ridiculed Justin for being a Jew while Petrini stole all my cash!
by The_Emu August 01, 2017
Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it
by Dr Poop, M.D September 08, 2019
A sex act consisting of the achievement of orgasm due wholly or partially to the stimulation of the grundle.
A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.
A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.
After 15 hours of persistant effort, Eric's Grundle Job finally resulted in a blood, sweat, and semen fiesta.
by BBizzleBarr January 31, 2006
That toothless old slapper sucks like a champ, she gave me the best Gum job ever last night for a pack of cuppa soup
by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019