musical

What the hell are musicals? It appears to be a play where the dialogue stops And the plot is conveyed through song Through song? Wait, so an actor is saying his lines and then Out of nowhere, he just starts singing? Well, that is the Stupidest thing that I have ever heard You're doing a play, got something to say So you sing it? It's absurd! Who on earth is goin' to sit there While an actor breaks into song? What possible thought could the audience think Other than, "This is horribly wrong?" Remarkably, they won't think that (Seriously? Why not?) Because, it's a musical, a musical And nothing's as amazing as a musical With song and dance, and sweet romance And happy endings happening by happenstance Bright lights, stage fights and a dazzling chorus
You wanna be great, then you gotta create a musical I don't know, I find it hard to believe

Some make you happy
Some make you sad
Some are quite big
Some quite small
Some are too long
Some are just plays with song (oh)
Some musicals have no talking at all
(No talking at all?)
That's right, there's no talking
All of the dialogue is sung in a very dramatic fashion
(Um, really?) Yes, really
(There's no talk?) There's no talking
And they often stay on one note for a very long time
So that when they change to a different note, you'll notice
And it's supposed to create a dramatic effect
But mostly you just sit there asking yourself
"Why aren't they talking?"
(Sounds miserable) I believe it's pronounced "Misérables"

I was in a musical dancer kicked in unison in one big wonderful line!!!

by AuroratheHippoQueen May 31, 2025

Musical Euphoria

similar to gender euphoria, it means that enjoying a song so much that you can geg it out of your head, sometimes, it gets to the point where you just want to listen to the song anytime.

Seth : Dude, bittersweet symphony by the verve is so damn good. its stuck in my head for months now man
Manson : Shit, i think you got the musical euphoria

by ralseigaming24 June 8, 2025

musical incest

when an artist oversuses a sample, beat or their own songs so much they all sound similar

bbno$ is js musical incest

by limelipslover August 5, 2025

Musicalwright

A creator who authors the book, lyrics, and music of a musical as one unified structure. Coined by Irish composer Peter Tierney on 13 October 2025, the term distinguishes artists who undertake full-spectrum authorship of a musical’s narrative, text, and score.

Lionel Bart was a musicalwright — he wrote the book, lyrics, and music for Oliver! Peter Tierney is currently developing a new work under this model.

by musicalwright October 13, 2025

Highway Musical

The moment where everyone in the car starts singing along to the song on the radio, CD player or iPod. Usually caused by long periods of boredom during highway trips.

This phenomenon usually ends up in a long streak of musical numbers where everyone belts out songs they know, usually if controlled via iPod.

The trip was relaxing until Bohemian Rhapsody started playing and it turned into a fucking Highway Musical.

by DannyLion July 9, 2011

Missouri Muskrat

When during sex, the male slides his scrotum into his partner's anus and once the rectal muscles close the male will try to pop his genitals out. Like a muskrat pushing its head through a hole in the ground.

Eddie wanted to attempt a "Missouri Muskrat" with his girlfriend Janice.

by MrKumquats June 20, 2016

detroit muskrat

The detroit muskrat is a retired hood rat with multiple baby daddies. You can usually find her on social media bashing black men because she failed at camping

Yo that detroit muskrat is crying on facebook again

by Yomommablack March 19, 2017