chocolate mushroom stamp

After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.

My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(

by Alan C Scott April 28, 2008

Mushroom Picker

A person who enjoys to pick mushrooms.

That Jim is a little fucking mushroom picker!

by AdRobbo February 27, 2009

mushroom pie

they live in your basement. you must be able to hear them at nite. they sing this song: da da da daaa da..dadadada KELLY....KELLY dododododoooo!!! albert was a sailor, a sailor like this!

the mushroom pie joined the choir

by adad May 29, 2003

Mushroom Cut

When a male swings his glan on the forehead of a female giving the effect of cutting her hair with your mushroom (dick).

"Dude, whys your dick out?"
"Shut up, I'm about to mushroom cut this freshman."

by mushroomcutter September 20, 2009

portabella mushroom

the foreskin of a penis flarign out wide to make the penis resemble a mushroom

that chick made me flare up like a portabella mushroom all day

by james howlett March 23, 2004

shimitaro mushrooms

Shimitaro Mushrooms is somthing that you would say in front of one of your parents to keep you from saying the S-H-I-T word.

If you stub your toe you would say "OH SHIMITARO MUSHROOMS.

by Michael March 30, 2005

Asian Mushroom Sex

The act of getting high and having sex with a random Asian. After Asian Mushroom Sex, your penis will throb and sex will hurt unless it is with an Asian.

At Tod's funeral, the cause was finally told to his friends and family. He preformed Asian Mushroom Sex and committed suicide just from the thought of having sex with another Asian.

by TheTruthSpeaker679 June 19, 2016