Murder Wand

Pistol
Glock
Strap

Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business

by murder wand May 19, 2018

Gun murder

1. Killing of people with guns
2. Intj. nonsense or lies

1. I say NO GUN MURDER!
2. Everyone: I saw him vent! I saw him kill!
Me: GUN MURDER!

by JayMoneySpamsL2 October 30, 2020

Boba Murderer

Warning: This contains information on the psychopath we like to call, Boba Murderer. Boba was born on March 23rd, Boba has a very wild personality. Being the simp she is, she has a history of being a flirt in her real life school. Boba has threatened to break my ankles at least 200 times. Boba loves doing anything DreamTeam Related!! Her hobbies include: Binge watching minecraft manhunt, drawing, listening to music, annoying me, and playing minecraft! She likes calling me gay alot, i just don't mind and try to ignore it.

POTATO: "BOBA MURDERER, NEW YOUTUBER HUH?"
BOBA: "I LEGIT MOVED CHANNELS- YOU WERE THERE!?"
POTATO: "HEYSHUTUPIMANIDIOT-

by PurplePotatoXD YT October 6, 2020

Actually useful definition of the term "Murder Drones"

Murder Drones is an Australian adult independent-animated web series created, written, and directed by Liam Vickers and produced by Glitch Productions.

Actually useful definition of the term "Murder Drones"

by anonymous June 14, 2025

Murder dick

When a man has sex with a woman on her period, and his dick is covered in blood like a murder weapon.

You said you were off your period! yet here I am with murder dick.

by Velvet Pimpson July 12, 2021

Murder balls

Blue balls for the potential murderer. When you really want to kill someone, but you just can't for some reason. Weakness, not owning a gun, fear of the consequences, etc.

Johnny really wanted to pull a Virginia Tech at his college, but his dad had gotten rid of the family gun a few years back. Looks like he'd be stuck with murder balls.

by Double_A January 26, 2011

Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...

Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023