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Muff Chaser

A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.
That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!

What a fookin Muff Chaser!
by Cult Figure May 27, 2006
mugGet the Muff Chasermug.

Muff clap

The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.
“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”
by Vitalogist January 12, 2020
mugGet the Muff clapmug.

Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.
Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!
by Zombiestl October 8, 2017
mugGet the Smoking the muffmug.

muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it
That bitch's muff melon made me gag.
by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010
mugGet the muff melonmug.

muff tummy

A super 70's bush that spreads from the tummy to the tush.
Dude, check out that girls happy trail!

That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.
by BOLT_GANG December 18, 2015
mugGet the muff tummymug.

Granny's Muff

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink
by Chubb71 July 1, 2020
mugGet the Granny's Muffmug.

Cock Muffs

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night
by # Sally from The Valley June 14, 2018
mugGet the Cock Muffsmug.

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