Mormon face

N. Someone who possess the face of a Mormon

N. Someone whose face is just too nice to not be a Mormon

That girl definitely has Mormon Face.

by Spec.Ed April 09, 2021

mormon shotgun

When a person shotguns any non-alcoholic beverage from a can. A regular shotgun is performed by poking a hole at the bottom of a beer can, opening the top, and then chugging from the hole you poked.

That party at BYU got pretty lit last night. They were doing mormon shotguns left and right, there were empty Red Bull cans with holes in them all over the place.

by DancemasterJ August 28, 2017

Chinese Mormon

a term used to describe someone of oriental dissent dressed in formal attire

Kids, look at all of the Chinese Mormons over there!

by pesky-panda55 April 21, 2025

chinese mormon

a person of asian descent that is dressed in a fashionable manor

Kids, look at all of the chinese mormons over there!

by pesky-panda55 April 27, 2025

Mormon harem

Mormons worship sea lions as gods, so trying to make themselves closer to god's image, a male Mormon will marry about 30 people at the same time.

The Mormon harem didn't have any guys or midgets in it, you would think that to a guy that tried to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain, marrying just females would get old after about the 27th or 28th wife, but not for him.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Mormon harem

A group of females a Mormon is married to.

Everywhere that guy goes, you see him with his Mormon harem.

by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021

Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon

The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving

Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?

Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.

by duplicitycommon May 30, 2011