Moist

When you are out trying to have a good time and begin to think about the suckiness of relationships and men in general and it starts getting you down. Moist is a code word to remind a friend to snap out of it

"Lets go drink some beer and dance guys!"
" No Im thinking of that fucker from last weekend who never called! "
STOP BEING MOIST and get yo freak on

by I just wanna dance October 30, 2009

moist

darryl's asshole

darryl's ass is 'moist'

by anonymous April 7, 2003

man moist

Occurs when a man gets excited at the prospect of something gratifying, usually gay man love; the rectum begins to seep strange boy-fluids in anticipation.

"Ooooh, big daddy, stooooop it, you're making me man moist."

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

Moik

The act of a lady getting 'moist'.

That babe was so hot I just moiked my panties.

by somereallylongname February 5, 2012

Moises

A guy that is very cute but is gay. He doesn't seem gay at first but then when you have a conversation with a Moises you will realize how gay he is. A lot of girls will have a crush on a Moises without knowing that he is gay. FEMALES DO NOT DATE A MOISES, YOU WILL ONLY REALIZE THAT HE IS GAY AND BE HEARTBROKEN.

I used to have a crush on him, but then I realized that he was a Moises

by OH YEEESSSS PAPI February 12, 2019

the moist

incorrectly pronounced word which is meant to be pronounced 'the mouaoust'

here comes the moist the magic moist

by Hele March 17, 2005

moist

its the insides of a ladies thong when she walks past my wood

as my wood grew it became evident that she was moist from the noise her minge was making, and the dripping down her leg

by chap your lady October 23, 2003