mocum

cumming on a friends mother

i mocum’d last night

by nxnxjxjcbdbxbxbsbspenis February 11, 2022

mockchain

A testnet version of a blockchain. Used during development, prototyping or testing transactions without fees.

Charles: This smart contract took me forever to write, I can't wait to publish it.

Vitalik: Upload it to the mockchain first so we can test it. I don't trust your programming.

by badlearner March 2, 2022

Mochi-Bread

A nickname that refers to an individual as either soft to the touch or somewhat squishy. Can also be used literally, to refer to an individual who enjoys consuming mochi and/or bread on a daily basis.

Example One
Person 1: Hi Mochi-Bread.
Person 2: Must you always call me that? Yes, I know, I'm squishy. Now please stop.

Example Two
Person 1: How is your day today Mochi-Bread?
Person 2: Quiet, I'm trying to finish my mochi and my bread in peace.

by CutePenguin April 18, 2022

MochiNut

Like a pearl necklace, it’s when a man finishes on your chest but the semen indicates an STD

“Babe why is your cum green”

“I’m so sorry babe, I got the MochiNut”

by MLM July 9, 2022

Mochi

An insanely cute person who ironically hates chocolate. A rare species found near latitude 18.5204° N. Oblivious to everything until it's dark. An ideal confidante.

You wish you had a friend like mochi, too bad she's in love with a rock.

by iamtherockwhoismentioned July 10, 2022

Moccied

Paralytic, retarded or just absolutely moccied out.

He's pure moccied like

by Akazaron July 23, 2022

mochiwuh

To prove that anything can be defined easily -Max

"I used urban dictionary to prove that receipts means screenshot"

Nah, i just made up mochiwuh to prove that random people can put in definitions on urban dictionary

by R886 GAMING September 2, 2022