sexual minded

The exact different thing from dirty minded

Ur dirty minded / no I'm sexual minded totally different

by Jdhdgdhsush March 11, 2018

batty mincer

Someone who messes about with the same sex’s bumhole

Person 1: Mate are you a batty mincer?

Person 2: Yeah massive batty mincer?

Person 1: Nice Cal

by Mr hello there baby September 14, 2018

Empty minded

Lacking in thought.

The empty minded guy was from California, a land where he thought you could trust everybody you meet, since everybody he met seemed perfect to him. People tend to continue to get other people to assume you trust each other if you don't ever think to tell anybody otherwise.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

ManBearPig

1/2 Man 1/2 Bear 1/2 Pig....Any girl that you get with when your drunk that is below your friends standards is a MBP (ManBearPig AKA ManBear)

See manbearpig hunter(Drew,Nessler,Nardi) for a better definition of what happens to the MBPs

1. Nard jumped on a grenade last night...god damn was she a ManBearPig
2. I was huntin at the rugby house and fingerblasted some ManBearPig last night after the big win against East Stroudsberg(93-7)
3. Sam Rizzo only gets with ManBearPigs

by king of the pigs April 20, 2009

mince pie

when you shit in a girls fanny and mince it up with your dick

Peter: did you have a good christmas john?

John: yeah - i gave lucy a mince pie; fucking slag.

by MR.BJ December 22, 2009

Mince

Pieces of dead skin that reside on your chin because you have taken tablets to dry out your skin for extreme forms of achne. Can be used to decribe the "mince" or to describe a person with it. see examples below.

Person (without mince): Ya mince is lookin canny mean today.
Person (with mince): Shut the fuck up.
Person (without mince): MINCE! MINCE! MINCE!

by Jonny0204 July 25, 2007

Land mine

The act of leaving a cup that is filled with both beer urine on a bar or in an area at a bar where an unsuspecting (and theiving) drunk will assume that the "bait" is an unattended and free beer.

Jim drank half his beer, urinated in the rest, left the land mine on the bar, and waited for someone to take the bait.

by metfan630 February 23, 2009