Milkshake

A way of having sexual intercourse, when one ejaculates so much the cum spills out, also known as a "creampie". Oh it's also a teenagers stress relief~

Slut #1: OMG! Abdu really blended me with his milkshake last night!

Innocent Girl: Wow! Did he use bio natural ingredients?!

Slut #2: No, no, She meant he stuck his hard penis in her wet pussy, and preceded to cum so much it spilled out.

by TheDirtyDefiner September 8, 2019

Milkshake

When you use a straw to suck the shit out of a butthole

Jenna gave me a nice milkshake the other day

by feistycuck July 26, 2017

Strawberry Milkshake

After having sex, a man removes the woman’s eyeball and then finishes in her empty socket. Then swirling around his baby batter in her empty socket it turns into a strawberry milk colour.

Last night i was in the hospital for 3 hours after Kurk done a Strawberry Milkshake for our anniversary.

by Milker Man June 25, 2020

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 10, 2022

Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake

by BNBears June 9, 2025

Milkshake

Obviously People know it is but not what kelis means ....... it means sex 😉

How was your “ milkshake “

by Ellbell212 December 12, 2018

Extra Chocolaty Milkshake

When you jerk off into a blender and ejaculate a lot and then shit into the same blender. Add some ice cream to add some sweetness, then blend it all up and serve it to your partner.

Steve: Why weren't you at the game yesterday?
Dan: Sorry man, I was giving my girlfriend an Extra Chocolaty Milkshake.

by BedSideCreme May 23, 2024