Maths

The work sheet that my computer blocked me from downloading because it was apparently a virus.

Maths is stupid

by Rimy Jobbs November 17, 2022

Matos Duck Face

A duckface used to condescendingly dismiss a statement or an important discussion. Typically used in a joking way to avoid or disapprove of a topic.

There it is…the Matos duck face.

by coldstonerocker April 19, 2023

matisse

a word for celebration, anger, embarrassmed, saddens, tiredness, constipation, croganess, and fatigue

Matisse!

by HAILEYBAYLEY April 20, 2023

Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023

Matisse

matisse is the best boyfriend to ever exist. He is so stupid but that makes it cute because he doesn't know how to act around you. If you are his first experience, you'll see how cute he can be even though he can be sooo stupid. i love matisse so much

i love matisse

by lenade May 27, 2023

matasam

My bf

My bfs name is matasam

by Ajjsjskekekmemmejskskwms June 13, 2023

Maths

A concept created by some arabic twats to piss off the entirety of human kind.

Person 1: What's your opinion on Maths?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Erm, hel-
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE POINT IN INCINERATING CHILDREN'S BRAINS CELLS, TO LEARN A TOPIC, THAT'S FLAWED ANYWAYS?!?!
Person 1: Bro chill! Tf does that even mean anyways, maths isn't flawed.
Person 2: Watch fucking Veritasium on youtube. Bro literally destroys the concept of maths with a vid titles, "there is a hole at the bottom of Math".

*post watching vid*
Person 1: ......FUU-

by Punjabi Peanut June 21, 2023