matter

matter means any "adult" or "XXX" materials

Uma did u bring the matter that u downloaded yesterday from santosh pc?

by anuragisspeltanurag September 6, 2007

matted

V. Messed up as in a person or event

Steve:Did you see Jon try to get with Kyle's ex?
Katie: Ya that kid is matted!

by Unforgivable November 7, 2007

matted pubes

when the hair around the vagina is nappy and knotted up

eww man that girl had matted pubes when i touched her

by missmomma March 13, 2010

Mateo

He’s kinda cute but no one really likes him. Has a huge dildo up his ass at every occasion. Has tons of pimples and he don’t wash himself. Plays soccer and sometimes basketball, but sucks at playing it. Has a huge cock but never uses it.

Alexis: Wow look at Mateo!!
Maggie: Ew he stank!!
Adi: Do you see that dildo up his ass?!
Imanol(boy): He’s kinda cute, but he’s not gay!

by Imdomehardgay December 7, 2018

all countries matter

A prank created by pretty much every country other than America to prank them on the Fourth of July by making #allcountriesmatter trending on twitter.

Chad from America: Happy Fourth of July bro!
Steve from Canada: Hey, all countries matter!

by thatscrazydawg July 4, 2020

Mateo

The biggest asshole ever. He will claim he is your friend but is really a huge motherfucker CUNT a big moron who thinks he is the best but is really a shit head

“That fuckface Mateo is a cunt”

by Old John x7 December 1, 2018

Mateo

A boy that isn’t the smartest but still thinks he is. Thinks he’s good at sports but unfortunately he’s not. He is most likely gay and is proud of it.

“Hey look it’s Mateo”
“Oh ya he’s gay”
“Ya I know”

by Gay boy 1234 October 18, 2019