Time management

A well timed quickie between other activities.

I've been working 16 hours a day, but thanks to tinder and time management I got laid every day this week.

by Urbancorgis June 9, 2018

Incident Management

The managerial style where you switch your entire company direction based on a single incident

This company went bankrupt cause upper management was working on an incident management bases.

by SaigonTim August 13, 2018

Assistant Manager Syndrome

When the assistant manager is more strict or micromanages more than the actual manager as a way to try to prove their worth to corporate. This behavior usually indicates someone being after the store manager position. People with Assistant Manager Syndrome are often condescending due to a distrust in you to execute your job responsibilities properly.

Assistant Manager Syndrome is most prominent after company-wide manager meetings, and the strictness and micromanaging typically retreats to normal levels within a month after these events.

"I've been walking around the sales floor all day and haven't gotten any actual work done."

"Assistant Manager has Assistant Manager Syndrome, it's better to look busy than be busy until it dies down."

by Leppalimes August 20, 2018

angry macfag dies

We say this to macfags who don't agree with Apple in an argument.

Normal guy: Apple's business policy is shit.
Macfag: Yeah but--
Normal guy: angry macfag dies

by szarnomkellxd November 1, 2018

performance management

Performance management is the supervision and oversight of employees, departments, and organizations with the objective of seeing that milestones and objectives are reached in an efficient and effective manner.

We've implemented performance management in the call center by setting goals and KPI's for each team member which will be reviewed as part of their appraisal process.

by SirCarboy January 16, 2019

milf management

Best score keeper in BYB. Know for always having caprisuns on hand for her competitive athletes.

Wow I’m so thankful there’s good milf management.

by Milf manager March 1, 2019

Gateway Manager

Someone who delegates all or most of their job responsibilities to other staff members

We are looking for a Gateway manager to monitor our Pager Duty queues

by ceomf March 14, 2019