Inspector Mustache

A character in the Flash movie series, Boy and Robot.

Boy: Why if it isn't our old friend, inspector mustache!
Some voice: INSEPCTOR MUSTACHE!!

by sonicfan1000 October 14, 2006

vagina mustache

A sexy vaginal surprise, that gvies new meaning to the term mustace ride...

My lady´s sporting a new vagina mustache. I almost got rug burn on my taint.

by Vagenious November 30, 2013

Mississippi Mustache

A Mississippi mustache is a maneuver that takes a level of skill and preparation as well as opportunity. When your friend is passed out drunk insert your finger into their anus. Pull your finger out and smear the anal debris onto their upper lip. After you've completed these simple steps shave off your pubic hair and gently apply them onto your friend's lip utilizing the fecal matter as an adhesive.

NOTE: To be considered a flawless Mississippi mustache the pubic hair must stick to the lip.

Mark: "Tyler got drunk the other night and passed out on my couch."
Jeff: "Yea?"
Mark: "Yea. I totally gave him a Mississippi mustache."
Jeff: "Choice."

by mudblood666 January 18, 2016

the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck

a crappy t mobil commercial

"the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck" sucks more than whores

by wopo January 24, 2009

serial killer mustache

A mustache from the 1970's to the 1980's.

My uncle had serial killer mustache, maybe that's why he went to jail.

by plokimjunhybgtvfrcdefswzaq December 8, 2017

Mustachio Buttcakes

When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.

Hey man slow down that chick has a nice ass. Oh wait, there's a beard! It's a Mustachio Buttcakes!

by buckydelarocha April 28, 2015

Awesome Moustache Day

Februari 4th. The annual occasion which reminds us of the awesomeness of lucious upper lip hair.

- "Are you visiting your parents for Awesome Moustache Day this year?"
- "We stopped celebrating after Freddy Mercury passed away."

by Cutepants March 3, 2010