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Muff Chaser

A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.
That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!

What a fookin Muff Chaser!
by Cult Figure May 27, 2006
mugGet the Muff Chasermug.

muff rag

a thong or any skimpy female underwear
I kept the girl's muff rag as a souvenir of the night before
by evilfeller21 June 1, 2009
mugGet the muff ragmug.

muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.
Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"
by meefpeople March 24, 2014
mugGet the muff is cabbagemug.

Mud Muff

When you fuck a girl reverse cowgirl in her ass, after she got drunk and ate too much Taco Bell, then she diarrhea’s all over your pubes and cock
Sarah puked on my feet right after she gave me a mud muff
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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Muff mage

A ladies man who can get some vagina aka get laid whenever he wants by random ladies.
person 1: Oh man that guy pulls chicks

person 2: yeah he's a bloody muff mage thats for sure.
by shitshelf March 26, 2009
mugGet the Muff magemug.

Milf Muff

A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.
OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
by gay_slayer69420 June 22, 2021
mugGet the Milf Muffmug.

Muff Nuggets

The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair
"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"
by Busted Gumboot January 18, 2017
mugGet the Muff Nuggetsmug.

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