italian milkdud

While in the 69 position (woman on top) you are fingering her asshole. At some point during the interlude she unknowingly dropps a small turd about the size of a milkdud candy in your mouth when you remove your finger from her asshole. This could work for any nationality, however, when it happened to me, she was of Italian heritage. Hence the Italian in the "italian milkdud"

To truly execute this in its purist form, your reaction when the milkdud hits your mouth, is to remove it , and toss it across the room, preferably hitting the wall. Immediately following this action, you reinsert your finger into her asshole and get back to eating the snatch as if nothing had ever happened.

JM

Yea man, I was with my girl last night, we started fooling around, and next thing ya know she gave me an Italian milkdud.

by Rod Von Muller September 27, 2017

minnesota mild

The lowest level of spiciness feasible.

"Excuse me sir, this mayonnaise is too spicy, please make it Minnesota Mild."

by Whiskybiscuit1922 October 9, 2017

The Milwaukee Sweep

When the Milwaukee Bucks lose the first two games of a playoff series and then win 4 straight, thus completing the #Bucksin6 prophecy.

Man, too bad the Boston Celtics fell victim to the Milwaukee Sweep!

by #bucksin6 May 27, 2018

Callum Milward

A kid that doesn’t leave girls alone, he’s way out of his league and needs to get some new friends. His penis is smaller than his Iq minus his brain capacity.

Omg your such a little shit, you remind me of a Callum Milward

by Big_dick_101 March 10, 2020

Minnesota Mild Off

It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.

"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."

And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.

by Marshall_Eriksen December 14, 2020

Van Milder

TKC produced minivan keyboard.

Did you get a NOS Minivan from Evan?
No, this is Van Milder.
We'll see about that!

by Flipdipchip June 10, 2021

Green-miled

When you or someone you love is being Green-miled it can sometimes be hard, yet hilarious to watch. simply put, it is when you're trapped in a conversation with someone who is talking at you. You feel like the dude in the movie of the same name who's mouth is being filled with a thousand angry flies.

Fuck sakes, look at Gary over there getting Green-Miled by that fat cunt Heather again.

by G.Regrets November 25, 2021