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Vietnamese Meat Hook

An extension on fingering in which the fingerer curves his fingers upwards, towards the navel, of the fingeree's vagina, in order to both stimulate her G-spot and, more importantly, prevent her escaping.
I gave Eleanor a Vietnamese Meat Hook last night, I could tell by her eyes she wanted to leave, but she didn't have a chance.
by duttyswagdon June 29, 2014
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meat mart

a name for a guy who gets excessive pussy
"Anthony is such a meat mart he got three girls just last night all under 2 hours!"

"Also cheats on his beautiful girlfriend, who would not do anything sexual, so then has sex with his easy ex gf"
by CrazzyBiitch October 16, 2006
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Meat Missel

Meat Missel - A meat missel is the name used to describe a thick super strength penis that will dart into treacherous and unknow territories. It has a mission, this mission is to seek and shoot ultra gooey "man magma" on its opposition. Mainly shot in attacks with Yappers, Meat Wallets and Dirty Butt Bunkers.
Oliver pasted that Meat Wallets ovies with his ultra thick man chowder after his Meat Missel exploded.
by Cx2UR January 14, 2009
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Beat my Meat

Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.
"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"
by goncamble October 31, 2019
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taco meat

a tuft of chest hair protruding from the v-shaped opening at the collar of a shirt
He's known for showing some taco meat
by etymological emir October 31, 2009
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Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!
Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.
by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006
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meat and mousing

The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.
Robert's mom caught him meat and mousing.
by AAIIEE September 28, 2008
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