message bombing

A needlessly provacative text message sent just to start an argument. This heinous act usually committed by someone in a foul mood who just wants you to join them there.

Mandy is message bombing me, accusing me of sleeping with her boyfriend. Bitch is in nuts!

by Violetly N October 21, 2008

sext messages

Text messages of an erotic nature. The sms version of phone/cyber sex

We were exchanging sext messages all last night. It was really hot. She's such a tease though...

by Stina-bioch! November 27, 2007

massagy girl

A woman, or a man disguised as one, who lures horny drunken men to a back alley location with promises of a massage and sex, but usually just robs the guy or gives him a handjob with a bizzare lotion that makes you involuntarily ejaculate before you can even get an erection.

Stay away from the Honch it is full of Massagy girls.

by Sailor Jack Dulouz June 29, 2008

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An auto-replacement for a message than an idiot wrote in an online forum, public or private, that was either so offensive, so irrelevant, so non-sensical or so off-topic that it was erased. In other words, you're not missing anything when you see this.

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by AllegraD- July 8, 2005

message interruptis

After calling someone you don't want to talk to, you're relieved to hear the familiar sound of their answering machine. You're almost done leaving your perfect getaway message when "surprise" you're chatting live because someone picked up the phone after hearing your voice.

I called in sick yesterday and suffered major message interruptis when my boss suddenly picked up the phone.

by Dina Di Stefano April 3, 2006

I approve this message

Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.

On answering machine:

"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."

by AbnormalBoy November 1, 2004

sext message

A text message of sexual nature.

Leah just sent me the naughtiest sext message ever.

by Tipp1971 January 13, 2009