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The Lottery

The sheer hubris in doing shit like this and then making movies about it is ASTOUNDING!
Hym "Well would you look at that! 'The Lottery!' Another account of what you people collectively do to individuals. Reward Noah for winning the fat-cock lottery and then punish me for drawing the short straw. THIS IS WHAT YOU DO! It isn't me. It isn't my psychology. I figured out what you were up to and this is what you do in response to getting caught. I guess it's time for the drone strikes. Light them up. There is no redeeming this place. You all need to go quietly or loudly back into the darkness from wence you came. It's not a surprise your God came here and killed itself."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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Milk Lottery

A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.
Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."
by JayWalkin April 20, 2025
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Laura Loomer

1. noun. A bad face-lift.
2. verb to receive a bad face-lift.
Yikes, I can't believe she goes out of the house with that Laura Loomer.

Wow, I'm going to one star that Doctor on Yelp, he Laura Loomered me!
by revoLucian1776 March 30, 2026
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Ratchet Lottery

When a black man is killed by police and his ratchet family uses it as an opportunity get rich.
Malik: Hey, where is Jamal's family? I haven't seen them around since the funeral.

Jayden: Theys moved out. They hit the ratchet lottery when they got the settlement money from the city.
by WileECoyote.genius May 15, 2025
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Laws lottery

Laws lottery was the name earned hundreds of years ago by commoners when the odds were much better for the player
by LordofGrange July 6, 2025
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a lotterysons

Many "'why?' replies" regarding scratch-off tickets.
I am more susceptible to outside influences than many folks, so there are a lotterysons dat I avoid checkout counters dat are stocked with rolls of colorful shiny tempting removable-paint-dots cards.
by QuacksO July 27, 2025
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No looker Noel

Jesus’s most prominent disciple Noel

Crown casinos finest dealer, the “no looker” method merely adopted by lesser dealers results in profits 100% of the time. His feats include as follows;

Rolling 4 1s in 10 rolls
Rolling a double green zero on the first play of the night (guaranteed mood setter)
Being BALD
“Hey mate are we going to the casino this weekend?”
I don’t know
“No looker Noel is running the tables”
I’ll be there in 5
by The core lord August 10, 2025
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