The name for a penis that is shaped like an egg.
During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.
It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.
During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.
It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.
Much like someone with Peroni's Disease has a dick hooked more than Gonzo's nose, someone with an Epstein Log has a fucking oddly egg shaped appearing dick.
by Donkey McMuffinStuffin September 12, 2020
Get the Epstein Logmug. A huge turd basically...Yeno one that clogs the bog.
In fact so big, that you would of thought it was a child.
In fact so big, that you would of thought it was a child.
Tim: Damn ! I need a Shit !
Tom: Go for one then.
Callum: Yeah dude you better not shit in my room, knowing you, you've probably had Indian food or Cat food or something like that ?!
Tim: Fine! But i reckon its gonna be a bum log cos my ring is well stinging !
Tom: Go for one then.
Callum: Yeah dude you better not shit in my room, knowing you, you've probably had Indian food or Cat food or something like that ?!
Tim: Fine! But i reckon its gonna be a bum log cos my ring is well stinging !
by The Mighty Turd ! May 16, 2010
Get the Bum Logmug. by NattyB April 16, 2008
Get the log blockermug. by tdot44 June 23, 2010
Get the Logging Roadmug. A used, bloody tampon.
Frank: Janie has been in the bathroom for a long time, man.
John: She's probably changing out her blood log.
John: She's probably changing out her blood log.
by Stevtro January 10, 2008
Get the blood logmug. Male person of homosexual nature, or who has preference for penetrative anal sex - e.g to disturb or move i.e 'jostle' faeces in the anal passage i.e a 'log'
by mike2011 April 1, 2011
Get the Log Jostlermug. When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.
by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016
Get the Log splittingmug.