Ghost loads

When you jerk off so much in a short time you end up pumping out nothing and it just hurts

7 times in an hour and I was just shooting ghost loads

by nbsalad May 26, 2018

load gulpers

Girls taking the sperm in their mouth and swallowing them.

Look at these load gulpers, they like the taste of my cumshot

by Orcy November 8, 2007

A shed-load

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of anything.

"Fred should have noticed a shed-load of sheds in the shed shop, but the shtupid schlong didn't."

by Stuart Fletcher December 20, 2004

load juggler

A person skilled in the art of juggling several objects held in the hands, blanced on the arms and against the chest etc. To make the load more bearable or to put something down, the load juggler will shift different objects around his body. Such a practise is called load juggling. Skilled load jugglers can often slip things into their pockets, overturn the whole load and even throw a few objects in the air whilst shifting the rest around in the hands before catching them.

"Wow, check out that load juggler across the street. Those objects seem alive in his hands!"

by kikumbob September 17, 2005

Fuck load

Unit of measurement used to describe someone with ten or more of an object. e.g. 'That pimp has a fuck load of hoes, wouldn't you say Tarquin?'

'That pimp has a fuck load of hoes, wouldn't you say Tarquin?'

'What's the situation?' 'Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery'

by ChelbyLea January 24, 2012

Bitch load

A unit of measurement roughly equivalent to the weight an average woman is barely able to carry, yet a weight that she could carry all day. 1,000,000 Bitch loads = .5 Man loads.

Yo Bailey. I have Bitch loads of homework tonight. It will be done in two seconds.

by BigJohnAndTheBoys April 17, 2011

Fat load

a big shit

i gotta drop a fat load

by Bob Nifidelpine October 12, 2022