lizard

a person who looks like chrissy j

Guy 1 : You're ugly as hell

Guy 2: Nah bruh. You look like a fucking lizard

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

Lizard Bread

He's A Lizard, Sneaky, Crawly, And Bread Like? This lizard foe is unlike one of the coolest lizards out there.

All it takes is Two Things, Bread, Lizards, and thus is born the god and lizard itself, Lizard Bread.

by MrCast July 23, 2021

history lizard

Dinosaur

“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.

by Smaughlin August 28, 2021

forum lizard

a sex worker that invades communities and fandoms with the sole purpose of marketing their onlyfans, usually with "cosplays". Much like a "lot lizard" but online.

"what do you think of my zelda cosplay? tehee, don't click the link in my bio" - said the forum lizard wearing a Link costume.

by John smith 1984 September 15, 2023

Lizarding

The art of being a lounge lizard.

Im so lazy I spent the entire day lizarding on the lounge.

by Lyndallas May 1, 2021

glazed lizard

A cock after a creampie

You cock looks like a glazed lizard

by Hellboy696961 February 24, 2024

Lizard Twat

A lizard twat happens when a girl goes dry while you're inside her.

Yea dude, Morgan got a lizard twat last night. lizard skin

by Captain Neo September 2, 2016