Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.
Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”
by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024
Get the The Fizzy Lincolnmug. 
The street-name, house-number, etc. where mail could reach Honest Abe while he was staying in Gettysburg.
Dunno why some students find it so difficult to to memorize Lincoln's Gettysburg address --- it was only three short lines:
President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway
Gettysburg, PA 17325
President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway
Gettysburg, PA 17325
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
Get the Lincoln's Gettysburg addressmug. "Damn lorenzo you got the Abraham lincoln fours on . I don't know whether to restate the fourth amendment or praise the lord 😂".
by Raxzie boi December 1, 2021
Get the Abraham lincoln foursmug. by Rezneck July 21, 2016
Get the lincoln beardmug. A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.
by Ze Asshatth May 6, 2017
Get the Abraham Lincolnmug.