life

Timeline from when you're born to your death, for people who wish to have one.

"Do you have a life?"
-"No, I don't need one because I have my computer."

by Solli Da Boy June 13, 2016

Life

A giant shitball of disappointment

Life sucks, man

by Ao sogeki June 22, 2016

Life

WELP. YOU'RE READING THIS RIGHT NOW? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT LIFE IS?!

Me: Hey bro, how's life? I hear it's great.
Friend: Stalker.

by unicornprincesse March 9, 2018

Life

A series of unanswerable questions.

Life

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by Helena-in-lovexoxo May 31, 2019

life

a useless pile of garbage made to be disappointing and boring. some have good lives, like michelle obama, but others, like myself have a difficult time figuring out what life really means

brian: hey dude, how's life?

carl: bro life is lowkey hype, like i just took my skateboard out to a beach and swam with it, life is great, man

by succ a toe February 9, 2019

Life

Something you are in desperate need of.

GET OFF URBAN DICTIONARY AND GET A LIFE

by Friday the 69th September 24, 2018

life

it is created when you plug two people in

i now have a life

by cllasa the kid January 17, 2019