Life

Life = sexually transmitted and always fatal.

There is currently no known cure.

life

by Sirius-C February 19, 2019

Life

Something you are in desperate need of.

GET OFF URBAN DICTIONARY AND GET A LIFE

by Friday the 69th September 24, 2018

Life

A disease transmitted all over the world.

Life is a disease

by Tayboy128 October 5, 2018

Life

1) Something filled with cringe-shitting no-good YouTubers like Jake Paul.

2) A sexually transmitted terminal disease
3) Something not good

Logan Paul has started and ended my life.

by ILikeMenNoHomo June 2, 2018

Life

The suckish reality.

My life is terrible, yet I am still somehow surviving.

by noahnapp June 6, 2018

Life

Simply, death, that is if you don't want to make it deep.

random weeb: "What is the meaning of life?"
me: "In short, being born to die. The long answer? Well. Being born into this world is quite a miracle of nature, where our race who have had the chance to build a civilisation, and while the human race will be quite insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe, our own lives, are but a microscopic fraction of the time it would take for the earth to end. In all fairness, it's up to you what to make of your life, I can't answer that question for you. Find an answer for it yours- and he's gone."
*some miles away*
"Oh my god, i don't a lecture!!! I'll just stick with the first one. ffs"

by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023

life

painful, funny, confusing, upsetting, rewarding, and maybe even meaningless.

Life sucks. I want to die.
You will, so might as well enjoy the ride.

by presauced January 14, 2022