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Person #1: What are you doing today?
Person #2: Living Life
Person #1: NO! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!
by treehugz December 16, 2012
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A sexually transmitted disease which is contracted by 100% of people at birth. There is currently no cure, and, sadly, always results in death.
Person 1: Why won't that baby shutup?
Person 2: Man, it's got life! What do you expect?!
by Abigail :P :) August 27, 2012
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*born*
'Life is too short...'
*dies*
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42
"All right," said the computer, and settled into silence again. The two men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable.
"You're really not going to like it," observed Deep Thought.
"Tell us!"
"All right," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes..!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!"
"Is..."
"Yes...!!!...?"
"42," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”
by Kesia6075 December 29, 2013
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A sexually transmitted disease that always ends in death. There is currently no known cure. The only way to prevent creating the disease is to have protection. The best way of preventing it is by using condoms, birth control pills, or just not having sex.
Did you hear that bill and sandy gave life to that baby? How horrible! It has to love like with it for its whole life!
by Ash Drowning June 24, 2014
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The meaning of life is birth to death. well that's what others think. To me when I die, that will be the time that I will be living the most. In heaven.
by jennagracemarie July 9, 2014
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Life is cool…and annoying.
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