wingman law

Man laws for a wingman. Getting lucky is a team effort.

Wingman Law #1: Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.

by BrahmabullNCSU January 20, 2007

Bay's Law

As the size and quantity of explosions in a given movie increases, the audience's ability to perceive plot holes approaches zero.

Person 1: "Transformers 2 was a pretty incoherent movie. But I like it anyways. Wtf?"
Person 2: Bay's Law man. Bay's Law.

by PW McC December 13, 2009

Winston's Law

A rule describing the all-too-common occurrence of an inclusive, intelligent community becoming well-known and suddenly turning to shit.

Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.

by girugamesh March 1, 2014

Parsons' law

The law stating that a piece of equipment will not work, named after physicist Nick Parsons

This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!

This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.

by Lsymms December 15, 2013

Peter in Laws

Two men who have had sex with the same woman.

John and Mark have both had sex with Sally. John and Mark are peter in laws.

by C Burn August 26, 2013

Hood Law

Things people from the hood have a common sense knowledge of... 1. doing & 2. not doing!

It’s Hood Law that When a Black Woman is disciplining their child in the store or in public don’t say shit OR you might get yo ass beat as well!

by Kween Kellzzzz March 6, 2020

Hagrids Law

When you attempt to enter a committed relationship, all possible attractive people will come out of hiding and tease you with their attractiveness. This is a test of your endurance and ability to stick with that special one.

My gawd where are all these hotties coming from? DAMN YOU HAGRIDS LAW!!!!

by B-dizzay April 29, 2011