wingman law

Man laws for a wingman. Getting lucky is a team effort.

Wingman Law #1: Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.

by BrahmabullNCSU January 20, 2007

Scobienz Law

The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.

Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.

by General Macavelli July 9, 2018

Parsons' law

The law stating that a piece of equipment will not work, named after physicist Nick Parsons

This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!

This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.

by Lsymms December 15, 2013

Shayy's law

Shayy's law states:
that there always worse mobile game ads than the ones you saw

Lilly's garden is bad,
No Shayy's law states that (Random mobile video game) is worse

by verond September 24, 2020

Tree Law

A term popularized by reddit and rslash that means if you cut down someone's private trees you will get a whole lot of money like a huge amount of money like a hunkajanga of money like hummangajungasungatungafungatlamunga amount of money in the range of in the 100 thousands

You cut down my tree and by tree law I will sue you for 100s of 1,000s of dollars from you.

by Dootdadoot April 21, 2021

Dogwin's Law

Dogwin's law. The theorem that as an internet discussion of gay marriage progresses, the chance of someone mentioning marrying one's dog approaches 1. In some online communities, the person invoking the subject automatically forfeits their position in the discussion. After Godwin's Law.

Sprouteater2011: It's only fair that gay people be able to make a lifetime commitment to each other with the same legal benefits.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.

by pwnofallages October 12, 2013

Huffer's Law

aka - Blazer's Law

When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:

a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am

thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.

Avi: Yo, nice dube man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!

by Killdjan December 20, 2008