Wingman Law #1: Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.
by BrahmabullNCSU January 18, 2007
Dogwin's law. The theorem that as an internet discussion of gay marriage progresses, the chance of someone mentioning marrying one's dog approaches 1. In some online communities, the person invoking the subject automatically forfeits their position in the discussion. After Godwin's Law.
Sprouteater2011: It's only fair that gay people be able to make a lifetime commitment to each other with the same legal benefits.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.
by pwnofallages October 12, 2013
Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law
by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021
Hanham's law states that defecation for males is only complete following:
1. Colon is purged of all fecal matter
2. Following the purging of the colon, a small volume of urine is passed. This is due to the prostate no longer exerting pressure on the urinary tract as when the colon was full.
Failure to wait for the completion of step 2 can result in rectal discomfort, small bits of urine in the one's underwear, and the general feeling of an unsuccessful poo.
1. Colon is purged of all fecal matter
2. Following the purging of the colon, a small volume of urine is passed. This is due to the prostate no longer exerting pressure on the urinary tract as when the colon was full.
Failure to wait for the completion of step 2 can result in rectal discomfort, small bits of urine in the one's underwear, and the general feeling of an unsuccessful poo.
Following a particularly hasty poo, Kevin felt tension and discomfort in his rectum throughout the entire meeting because he forgot to follow Hanham's law.
by tickles mcgee June 29, 2013
This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!
This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.
This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.
by Lsymms December 15, 2013
Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."
by Commonersflaw April 18, 2011
When you attempt to enter a committed relationship, all possible attractive people will come out of hiding and tease you with their attractiveness. This is a test of your endurance and ability to stick with that special one.
by B-dizzay April 11, 2011