wingman law

Man laws for a wingman. Getting lucky is a team effort.

Wingman Law #1: Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.

by BrahmabullNCSU January 20, 2007

Shayy's law

Shayy's law states:
that there always worse mobile game ads than the ones you saw

Lilly's garden is bad,
No Shayy's law states that (Random mobile video game) is worse

by verond September 24, 2020

Huffer's Law

aka - Blazer's Law

When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:

a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am

thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.

Avi: Yo, nice dube man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!

by Killdjan December 20, 2008

helicopter-in-law

An over-involved parent of a spouse whose compulsive need to demonstrate their support of their child inadvertently undermines that child's marriage through over the top gifts, paying of regular expenses, or repeatedly weighing in on decisions in support of their child.

Linda and Jim never really found their own way forward. His helicopter-in-laws were always buying their daughter whatever she wanted and haranguing him for not providing for their daughter's desires.

by WisCur January 28, 2015

Dogwin's Law

Dogwin's law. The theorem that as an internet discussion of gay marriage progresses, the chance of someone mentioning marrying one's dog approaches 1. In some online communities, the person invoking the subject automatically forfeits their position in the discussion. After Godwin's Law.

Sprouteater2011: It's only fair that gay people be able to make a lifetime commitment to each other with the same legal benefits.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.

by pwnofallages October 12, 2013

oomf in law

when you’re mutuals with someone and they have mutuals you’re not mutuals with. they are considered “oomf in law” as your mutuals are mutuals with them and not yourself.

i saw oomf in law on the timeline and now i want to be mutuals.

by jupitersayshahahah January 13, 2019

komich law

The komich law states that the addition of beauty, simplicity and cuteness is directly proportional to a super lady called mich which is inversely proportional to other ladies in the universe.
Km=K b+s+c/ol
Where K is constant.

She's a great reflection of the komich law.

by Your fav girl😘😘 January 26, 2019