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wingman law

Man laws for a wingman. Getting lucky is a team effort.
Wingman Law #1: Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.
by BrahmabullNCSU January 20, 2007
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The Pound Law

Based roughly on the lemon law, the law gives a veto with enables a person to call an end to an stalemated arguement.
This law may only come into play under the following circumstances:
1)The arguement must be static
2)The two parties must agree
3)Once set the arguement may never be rementioned.

The background behind this law may never be repeated due to the law itself.
A.W: F*ck this....The Pound law
M.G: fine

T.K: Hey you guys remember when *****?
A.W: No wtf are you talking about?
M.G: Are you high?
by alextww April 16, 2009
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Bay's Law

As the size and quantity of explosions in a given movie increases, the audience's ability to perceive plot holes approaches zero.
Person 1: "Transformers 2 was a pretty incoherent movie. But I like it anyways. Wtf?"
Person 2: Bay's Law man. Bay's Law.
by PW McC December 13, 2009
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Winston's Law

A rule describing the all-too-common occurrence of an inclusive, intelligent community becoming well-known and suddenly turning to shit.
Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.
by girugamesh March 1, 2014
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Hood Law

Things people from the hood have a common sense knowledge of... 1. doing & 2. not doing!
It’s Hood Law that When a Black Woman is disciplining their child in the store or in public don’t say shit OR you might get yo ass beat as well!
by Kween Kellzzzz March 6, 2020
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Hagrids Law

When you attempt to enter a committed relationship, all possible attractive people will come out of hiding and tease you with their attractiveness. This is a test of your endurance and ability to stick with that special one.
My gawd where are all these hotties coming from? DAMN YOU HAGRIDS LAW!!!!
by B-dizzay April 29, 2011
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Shayy's law

Shayy's law states:
that there always worse mobile game ads than the ones you saw
Lilly's garden is bad,
No Shayy's law states that (Random mobile video game) is worse
by verond September 24, 2020
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