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Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021
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Where’s my “Killing Stick?”

Anything that contains Nicotine.
Where’s my “Killing Stick?” Asked Jackie.
by Hele53 September 23, 2021
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I was kidding

Used when someone does'nt want to explain or emphasis something more and wants to move on, other than the person actually kidding.
"I was kidding about us dating, we could never ha..."
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make a killing

"they're a safe investment, you can make a killing overnight"
by Arminkshipper July 22, 2024
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Some folks need killin

Oh I know it brother but I highly doubt you'd be able to tell the difference between the ones who do and the one's who don't.
Hym " 'Some folks need killin' he said but he doesn't thing that the eternal paradise incest cult should just go to heaven immediately. It's funny how to the Christian, death is good for bad people but only because death is bad for bad people but death is bad for good people even though it's good for good people. It's like 'cognitive dissonance²' But he's right! He probably does need to be killed. It would be the only way to get him to stop doing what he's doing. Your kids are (probably) ALSO going to need some killin."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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Bro's on kidlite 💀

A phrase used in response to a kid acting like they are drunk or high, or saying something incredibly stupid.
Kid: *rambles incoherently*

Older Person: Bro's on kidlite 💀
by Mutant_Wyvern February 19, 2026
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are you kidding my dick

the polite version of are you “shitting my dick” aka “are you kidding me” or “are you serious
Boris: “Jane! Your car is rolling down the hill!”
Jane: “Are you kidding my dick?”
by fart902 March 13, 2026
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