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Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on Earth. And all other planets. All they do is do nothing other than sucking cows' teats, pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.
Don't be a Kevin. If you're a Kevin, die. If you're a Kevin, change your name.
by Therealdankbish May 3, 2020
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Kevin is a dumbass gay motherfucker that only fucks a guy named Doug with a hairy chode
Doug come fuck me with your hairy chode Kevin
by Asseaterrrrr June 16, 2018
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Needs to be with a Lilly. Kevin's are amazing people and go AMAZING with Lilly's. They will do anything for the ones they love. Even steal phones. Probably joined the soccer team but quit, might regret it. Love cheerleaders named Lilly.
OMG! Did you see Kevin and Lilly together?
by ILOVESWINGING November 9, 2018
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Their parents hate them and they probably have no friends
FUCK YOU KEVIN THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
by Sneakygecko55YT May 2, 2020
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Kevin is the best person to talk to about Harry potter. He has an obsession. He always uses it with his teaching. He is a teacher with an odd sense of humor. He believes in himself and gas no shame in sharing his life with his classes. Kevin also never worries about being wrong because in his eyes he's always right. This little beaver is an odd fellow, but you might warm up to him.
I wonder if kevin is a huffle puff or ravebclaw.
by Kevin haters!!! May 18, 2020
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Every one loves this kid he is great. At sports better than his friends at everything and jd is faster than him though
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a kevin flirts with literally every girl. he thinks he is so big but in reality he’s like 1 inch. he sucks and no matter how hard he tries he will never be funny. he looks like an avocado and probably deepthroats pickles.
nobody:
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-
by white.obama February 21, 2020
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