Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on Earth. And all other planets. All they do is do nothing other than sucking cows' teats, pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.
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Get the Kevin mug.Needs to be with a Lilly. Kevin's are amazing people and go AMAZING with Lilly's. They will do anything for the ones they love. Even steal phones. Probably joined the soccer team but quit, might regret it. Love cheerleaders named Lilly.
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Get the Kevin mug.Kevin is the best person to talk to about Harry potter. He has an obsession. He always uses it with his teaching. He is a teacher with an odd sense of humor. He believes in himself and gas no shame in sharing his life with his classes. Kevin also never worries about being wrong because in his eyes he's always right. This little beaver is an odd fellow, but you might warm up to him.
by Kevin haters!!! May 18, 2020
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by Don’t worry my dads a doctor May 14, 2019
Get the Kevin mug.a kevin flirts with literally every girl. he thinks he is so big but in reality he’s like 1 inch. he sucks and no matter how hard he tries he will never be funny. he looks like an avocado and probably deepthroats pickles.
nobody:
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-
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