Jesus Junior

A vibrator, Dildo, something used to stimulate female sex organs to the point of orgamasm. got its name from Lauren, who said that "Only jesus could make me feel this good." Is often blue and sparkly.

I experianced divine intervention last nite, yeah, a date with Jesus Junior.

by BLASHAMYURGOINGTOHELL April 26, 2003

jundi

Some one that is bein real stupid

Grams is bein such a Jundi today what a weenie

by Bob smits December 19, 2007

judos

"Judos" is another word for "cakes" or "fatty".
Referring to a girl's butt. Usually a big one.


Originated from the Tacoma, Washington rap group West Wide. myspace.com/westwide
They started it.

Damn! Do you see how big that girl's ass is? She got JUDOS!

by shawtygotcakes April 25, 2009

Junior Skank

See "townie"

see "townie" for more info

by Andrew November 11, 2003

Junior Penis

The act of getting your balls licked by underclassmen. Used when you walk down a hallway and your friend gets repeated compliments from freshmen.

'Heather, do you smell that?'
'Yeah, Kevin I do.'
'Ah, Junior Penis!'

by KHC April 27, 2010

Judo attacks

Judo attacks are commonly used by citizens in asia due to the increased chance of being robbed and raped by a ninja. The most basic judo attack would be the judo chop. The judo chop originated from a chinese monk named Hong kong chong jin jia ching bo ki hongzai IV. Master Hong Hongzai taught this move to Austin Powers. Austin later used this attack in a couple of movies although, Austin was robbed and raped by a ninja. That bring us to the second and more effective judo attack: The judo kick. The judo kick is quite simple really, all you must do is a roundhouse kick to the balls while wearing metal shoes with side spikes. The judo kick originated from the province of Judosia in Pakistan and was mastered by Jimmy Kii Ching Han XIV. Unfortunaly Jimmy and his judo kicks could be no match against a ninja with an uzi. This brings us to the last attack: the judo M249Saw. The judo M249Saw is a modified version of the american M249Saw light machine gun. The judo version includes an extra 369 rounds of ammunition as well as a cup holder. The only thing that beats this is the Judo nuke but ill get to that another day.

I gave that motha fucka a judo kick. I totally used my judo M249Saw on that rabbit fucka. I used my judo attacks on chuck norris and now im a fucking dead man!

by Gorillabeast2012 June 12, 2012

jundy

someone who commands respec where ever they go. often given to the accepted leader of a group of friends.`this person will almost certainly be blench and adept at taming 50's down the gym. generally a no nonsense top geezer not to messed with. fuck with him at your peril. words linked to such a person often include smooth, uba cool and mature.

James Bond is very much jundy

by sir kotchalot September 16, 2005