Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

by bullstown4life June 15, 2010

Jim Jordan

The sub in a bdsm relationship where your master “Trumps” you into continually lying.

I was whipping my Jim Jordan who replied it felt good

by Bored17 December 29, 2017

Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a hilarious outgoing girl who will always make you smile. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She enjoys anime and manga. She is an incredible friend and is always there for others. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have her.

"Did you see what Jordan was wearing today? She looks hot!"

"Jordan has such talent!"

"I gotta get me a Jordan!"

Jordan (girl)

by Bbygirl90 January 1, 2017

Jordan Biden

Jordan Biden (not to be confused with Joe Biden) is the leader of Amerigroot (Not to be confused with America). Jordan Biden is famous because of this quote from him. 'Physically Inhabitance'.

All hail Jordan Biden Grooden Treeden Marden Sooden Peeden. (Yes he has 7 names).

by Budooh May 29, 2023

Michael Jordan

1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.

1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!

by A2P July 29, 2005

jordan suaste

singer who blew up on tiktok for the song body, everyone knows him as body boy but he is more than that. he is the nicest, kindest, bitchiest person you will ever meet. His fandom is called the Stars because he believes they are the stars not him. He is obsessed with Superbass (but doesn't even know what a barb is). He used to be obsessed with roblox until he ditched it for among us. don't mess with him in games he gets very heated and won't hesitate to yell and curse you out. he interacts with his fans a lot. he is one groupchat called the little stars. (little stars supremacy) the little stars are the most annoying people you will ever meet but he can never escape them because they won't let him.

who was that person you killed in among us they seemed nice but then cursed me out.
oh must be jordan suaste.

my friend won't play roblox with me he would rather play among us.
oh must be jordan suaste.

by littlestars December 7, 2020

Tracy Jordan

The black superstar on the hit NBC/Sheinhardt-Universal show: TGS with Tracy Jordan. He is often accompanied by his entourage of Dot Com and Grizz and is good friends with Kenneth Parcell and Jack Donaghey. He is married to Angie Jordan and has two sons names Tracy Jr. and George Foreman. He is the star of several films including: 'Honky Grandma Be Trippin'," "Fat Bitch," "Samurai I Amurai," "A Blaffair to Rememblack," "Cruise Boat," and "Death Bank."

"Man that Tracy Jordan is so phony!" - Mickey

by bke_dawg January 18, 2010