Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 11, 2020

Jon

Someone that typically gets carried in warzone

Man, this random in our team is such a Jon

by Dth562 September 13, 2020

jon cobb

the legend that nails homeruns and smashes hoes out of the park. Jon Cobb is the GOAT and he is a student at Oliver Ames high school.

Jon Cobb hit a dinger in the feast in Long Island

by treva slaya September 15, 2016

Jon

a mistake like most ppl

put a condom on we don't want a Jon he has information on the Clintons

by jnigger November 23, 2021

Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.

"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"

by gato perdido July 16, 2008

Jon epic

Jon epic is a person who is really cool and awesome. Normally used to friends. It can also refer to characters like Karamatsu Matsuno, Dice Arisugawa or Kaito Momota.

You are truly Jon epic!
Wow, that dude is Jon epic.

by shslmage October 14, 2019

Jon Drinks Water

A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.

-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT

by JonDrinksWaterCommenter January 8, 2021