John Johnston

Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.

1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston

by The Word Dude November 11, 2011

John Adriano

c o m p l i c a t e d with a garnish of love poems and parsley for flavoring.

"I went to BOA Steakhouse and ate the special John Adriano."

by Determinate May 12, 2021

john

some who makes bitches go away

kim is such a john.

by dfghuishiser October 13, 2018

John

A migit that gets all the hoes and has many names and is kind and funny

John is from asia

by Dr.Chopsticks March 3, 2018

John

Piece of shit. Also ironically the name of a toilet in the UK

I am going to take a shit on the John

by Supercoolman16 February 27, 2017

John Turturro

One of the most underrated actors of all time, Italian, incredibly versitile and able to fit into any character. Played a dim-witted southerner in "O Brother where are thou" A Sicilian gangster in "The Sicillian" a nerdy jew in 'Quiz Show" and a pedophiliac latino in "The Big Lewbowski." Frequently works with Spike Lee and the Coen Brothers.

"You said it buddy... Nobody Fucks with the Jesus" - John Turturro, The Big Lebowski

by derek finley October 11, 2004

John Mason

The erectile external sexual organ of males, used in copulation, and in mammals, also for urination.

Did you get a look at the size of that guy's John Mason?!

Rubbing my John Mason causes pleasure that I'm ashamed of.

by MC Kedgett February 23, 2009