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by The man in the back seat April 02, 2021
Looks like we have a boiled Jessica case Johnson!. "What did she die doing?". Looks like she was trying to save a cell phone in the hot tub.
by Mtg187 April 02, 2017
Queen of the trash pandas and ruler of all that is trashy including Palm Bay and parts of west Melbourne where it smells of stripper crotch pheasant on Thursday night. 🤮🤢
by Nickwatson April 04, 2019
Jessica Hume is the name for someone who looks just like Amanda Seyfried, she is also a very great person. She is often mistaken for Amanda Seyfried due to her large resemblance to the actress.
Person 1: OMG! I think we just passed Amanda Seyfried at the bus stop!
Person 2: No, that was Jessica Hume. She looks exactly like Amanda Seyfriend though.
Person 1: It's like they could be twins! She's pretty, I bet she's nice.
Person 2: Yeah, she's great.
Person 2: No, that was Jessica Hume. She looks exactly like Amanda Seyfriend though.
Person 1: It's like they could be twins! She's pretty, I bet she's nice.
Person 2: Yeah, she's great.
by kaimonoiscool November 24, 2010
The baddest bitch you’ll ever meet. A little bit crazy but that’s what makes it fun, super caring but will also turn of her emotions if you hurt her so basically you cannot affect her or even phase her, will make you question your sexuality every now and then. Phatest white girl ass I’ve ever seen in my life. Also knows how to normalise your mental illness which is super cool bc then u don’t overthink every 5 seconds
by Toddles421 March 23, 2022
The most beautiful women in the world. She also sucks dick like a grand champion. Also goes my the name "mamas"
by King daddy witt December 25, 2015
Jessica walch is a mong
by YOURMARJONTOAST February 15, 2019