Boiled jessica

A lady that drowns in your hot tub

Looks like we have a boiled Jessica case Johnson!. "What did she die doing?". Looks like she was trying to save a cell phone in the hot tub.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

jessica yardley

Jessica Yardley is honestly the most beautiful name that can me given, u are blessed if u are called Jessica Yardley, ur probably gorgeous and talented like DAMN.

“Im surprised she’s not called Jessica Yardley, she’s just perfect”

by Afrivkendumbass December 3, 2020

jessica-lillie

Jessica-Lillie is a smart and loving person. she can be very shy at first but as soon as you talk to her she comes out of her shell and shows her real personality. she is very weird and even annoying at times but overall she is someone you can also count on and will always be there for you.

Jessica-Lillie is a loving and nice person

by tanisha1234 November 24, 2021

Pull a Jessica

"Pulling a Jessica," is the opposite of PTSD or latent memory. You remember things so vividly and exactly no one believes you.

The breakfast sandwich was so delectable he could not even, "Pull a Jessica," to remember how it made him feel sick.

by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023

Jessica Giambrone

Is a weird girl that loves squirrels and needs help

Jessica Giambrone is so weird

by Squirrel3 July 31, 2018

Jessica walch

Someone more retarded than a ARF tart or a fucking fliddy flid

Jessica walch is a mong

by YOURMARJONTOAST February 15, 2019

Jessica Pfeiffer

Jessica Pfeiffer is the coolest person you will ever meet. Jessica loves musicals and plays amazing villains. She has the sweetest smile and is the most fun to be around. She can make you laugh with just one look and has one of the most amazing laughs you’ll ever hear. Her weirdness is one of the most endearing characteristics about her. When befriending a Jessica, get ready for goofy shenanigans and memories that will last a lifetime. Jessica has many nicknames like P Feif, JP, Jessica Puh-Feiffer and so on. If you befriend a Jessica Pfeiffer, hang onto her. Tightly. And never, EVER let go.

Jessica Pfeiffer is the coolest human being ever.
P Feif is the best stage manager I’ve ever had!
“Happy Birthday Jessica!”, said an elated Bob.

by Your Bestie Bob :) September 9, 2022