ear jam

the waxy residue (and other gook) in your ears

HIM: the cat really likes me scratching the inside of her ear. HER: of course she does, you're cleaning out her ear jam for her...

by happyjappy June 13, 2008

jam drop

A red headed pale girl who's cute and always sweet. Just like the jam drop biscuits

My girlfriend's nickname is Jam Drop. She's sweet and delicious

by Spike1109 July 2, 2018

jama jam

The strange phenomena in which women are naturally drawn to the jama without any input from said jama.

Guy 1: Did you hear Stacey fell for jama?

Guy 2: I'm not surprised. The jama jam strikes again.

by Djdicks January 5, 2017

Chili Jam

Jamie Oliver's secret sauce.

Here is what can happen when one consumes it:
😀-->🤢-->🤮

Or

Burst into tears screaming "yey yeah"

"Chili Jam"
*Barfs"

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

Nasty Jam

Noun. Can be used as another way of saying flu or sickbug

Mama’s got the nasty jam

by Gingerboo January 15, 2018

Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.

Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”

by tincopper March 1, 2011

Forbidden Jam

Eating the thick, gelatinous blood clot of a woman during their menstrual cycle.

We got kinky last night and I ended up tasting her forbidden jam.

by PBon February 26, 2022