An office or home printer that "jams", but there is no real printer jam. A phantom jam can be extremely frustrating in re-occurrences, resulting in the urge to drop-kick the printer out the window. The movie Office Space depicts a phantom jam, where the printer in question is later destroyed.
by FrostyBB July 9, 2010
Get the phantom jam mug.One of Reggaetton OGs. Nicky has had one hell of a comeback. He was popular in the early 2000s but got into drugs and blew all his money but now he's even more famous because of hits like Voy a Beber, Si tu No Estas, and El Perdon.
by TheLordofLight April 10, 2017
Get the Nicky Jam mug.The leftover residue after the poop you forgot to wipe at the top part of your butt crack and sweat mix throughout a 10-hour shift.
Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.
by Mickey Terf October 4, 2019
Get the butt jam mug.Getting a Blumpkin while preforming an Upper Decker while the person performing the blumpkin is taking a shit also.
by Lawdog454 August 12, 2018
Get the Haw River Log Jam mug.When the train doors about to close on a crowded train and that very last second you scream at the top of your lungs "Shanghai Traffic jam" and squeeze yourself in the train.
by Shizdorm March 5, 2019
Get the Shanghai traffic jam mug.When you’re DPing someone while drinking a Sam Adams and you go to switch holes and someone’s already there so you teabag them.
by anonymous January 1, 2022
Get the Boston log jam mug.A jam-like consistant concoction produced in one's ass crack when sweaty butt cheeks churn dingleberries.
by SkiSkiSki April 5, 2008
Get the dingleberry jam mug.