bald ass hoe

cutey pie, but also the baddest bitch ever

friend: you bald ass hoe!
you: oh thank you bitch,

by alone one why October 26, 2020

Nico the Bald Dog

A really tiny dog who is losing his hair, he has a lot of anger about it. Never pet a nico when he is sleeping

“Wow nico the bald dog is the worst , even Mr Nubs is better and he barely has a tail”

by wowowowdefinitions May 06, 2022

Actin bald headed

When someone is on “bullshit”

This could be us, but you actin bald headed.

by Hit that button! December 30, 2020

Bald Face

Person that’s easy to draw, No unique features.

She Got A Bald Face Or, Yo Face Bald As Hell

by GooneyMan01 January 12, 2024

bald fox

A hot chick with a bald pussy

Did u see that bald fox she is fine

by Bald fox October 17, 2017

Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin

by Mind_surgeon July 03, 2022

Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019