ok bald

when someone with a shaved head weighs in their opinion

person with shaved head: Harry’s house isn’t even that good

Emily: ok bald

by grodybrody June 7, 2022

Bald

When a nigga got no hair and nothing better to do then to run around trying to bag kids and locking bathrooms ; bald people hate vaping

“Fuck that bald ass nigga”
“He soo fucking bald”

by IHateBaldPeople December 12, 2019

Bald

Bald means you don’t touch grass and don’t shower for 10 days and sweat in a baking chair

Ian your bald for not showering this week. Go outside and touch grass,

by Sodie man December 28, 2021

Erase Bald

A corny hair growth spray jk Erase Bald is a pro at rocket league player and hes better than your dog

Broo Erase Bald is So good at Rocket League? IKR i wanna suck his cock

by kvoji December 20, 2021

Bald

A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy related to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees, dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last things these fairies would do. These gentil beings use their magnificent wands to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and give lots of kisses on the cheeks.

Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon-yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.

by ChildrenFinger July 24, 2024

Bald

Someone who plays too much of semi popular 2d battle royale, Surviv.io

"Dang Generator played 17 hours of Surviv this week."

"Yea, they're so bald.

by Mario X January 25, 2021

mentally bald

when people are funny, they can't have anything on their heads so when they are being funny they are mentally bald.

Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson make a good comedy pairing because they're both mentally bald as well.

by Pneumococcal0 April 15, 2025