Lobster & Anal

Unwritten rule, that if you buy a girl lobster for dinner, you get anal.

Always do surf and turf on the third date. Lobster & Anal is awesome.

by BC1969 May 17, 2025

Larry The Not Lobster

Larry The Not Lobster is a stuffed Scorpion that was mistaken to be a Lobster. He's always grumpy and doesn't like new people, he shows this by making a mooing sound and attacks them with his claws.

He likes Bluey the Whale who is his best friend and love watching wrestling together.

Larry loves getting more attention than everyone else because he's special.

He has his own song that goes LAAARRYYY THE NOT LOBSTER which gets repeated a number of times and then he does a cute little dance.

But at the end of the day he loves nothing more than climbing into his egg sock and getting snug at the end of the day and going to leep.

larry The Not Lobster

by Lord Mountevans August 26, 2017

Jobster Lobster

A funny insult created from the Scottish word “jobbie”, meaning poop. Used to call someone annoying, irritating or a bummer.

Person 1: “You can’t do that!”
Person 2: “Stop being such a jobster lobster.”

by Sus! July 9, 2021

lobster tail and beer

Mr three favorite things in life.

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P

by QuacksO August 16, 2019

Lobster

1. One who is not a crab

2. A person who encourages another to obtain success rather than pull them down as a rejection of their own mediocrity

Antonyms: Crab, Hater, Doubter

Friend 1: This guy I know just started hitting the gym, I know he's gonna quit after a week
Friend 2: Don't be a such a crab- be a Lobster

by CrabsInABucketHat March 31, 2021

lobstering

making sure you never forget a favor and making you pay back for many many years

Damn that hippie mark wont quit lobstering me for that food he bought me.

by mjsavon June 16, 2008

Lobster Buffet

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.

“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023