fruity friday

When it is a friday you can be as fruity as you want

straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me

straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby

by Lil Big Snacks September 16, 2021

Riv Friday

Riv Friday is the phenoma which occurs when it is Friday in New Zealand and Australia yet remains Thursday for the rest of the world. Thus, granting those other timezones two Fridays each week

Happy riv friday!

by Own_thing February 17, 2022

black friday

in the united kindom it is the last friday before christmas when everyone gets amazingly drunk. the cops are given higher powers to deal with this situation.

aye, its black friday. lets go down to mickey's pub and get smashed.

by josh rain1 November 26, 2006

Friday person

A person who is always excited on Thursday night because the next day is Friday. This person may sit up a little later on Thursday because shit, tommorow is Friday and even it they are a little tired on Friday, they generally get an extra burst of energy at the thought of having two days off. This person usually has a good day on Friday and may even be able to put up with a little extra bs, just because its the weekend and they are sooo looking forward to it. This person also generally begins to look forward to Friday on Monday when they arrive at work and on Friday's they usually countdown the hours until they get off

Angela on Monday morning: Hey girl, did you have a good weekend?
Me: Is it Friday yet???
Angela-You're such a Friday person!!!

or

Tom: It's late, don't you have to work tommorow? What time are you going to bed?

Me: Well I figured since tommorow is Friday, I would catch Family Guy at 11:30 or shop on Ebay for a little while

Tom: Oh, I forgot you were a Friday person
or

Me: "I can't wait til 2:30, that's when the weekend begins
Boss @ 2:25-"I need you to make 100 copies of these 3 sheets for Monday?"
Me (thinking to myself) "She betta be glad its Friday"

Me @ 12:30 p.m.-Whew...two more hours
Me @ 1:30 p.m.-Oh, yes, one more hours
Me @ 2:25 p.m.-DEUCES!!!!

or

Me: Damn, it's 6:00 a.m. already? I just went to bed at 4:30! Well, at least its Friday and I can catch a nap when I get off and sleep in on Saturday

by Sxe_chocolate September 10, 2009

friday hair

when a girls hair is incredibly unkept because of going to sleep drunk after a night of partying. not uncommon is to find little pieces of food and clumps from drooling while sleeping.

this most often occurs on friday after a late thursday night but the girl is to lazy to do her hair because she knows she will have to when she goes out again later that night.

tony: omg look at that coke addict, she looks a little like sara, that whore deff has aids

rachel: no, that IS sara, looks like shes suffering from a case of friday hair

by itaub1 May 19, 2009

Casualty Friday

A substitution for the well known Casual Friday (where you're allowed to dress down in your office on Fridays) that instead allows you and your co-workers to drink irresponsibly until someone needs medical attention. Everyone else is allowed to go home early when the ambulance arrives.

Xavier: The new boss just instituted Casualty Fridays!
Ally: Call the ambulance now; Alice won't make it past her third drink.

by Capital X October 11, 2012

Pre-Friday

A more optimistic name for Thursday. Popularized by Dallas-Fort Worth KDFW FOX 4 news anchors Tim Ryan and Lauren Przybyl during their morning news program, "Good Day." Pre-Friday makes the weekend seem less far away.

"Good morning, North Texas! ...43 degrees on this Pre-Friday. What are your weekend plans?

by MurrayRabbit January 14, 2012