wingman law

Man laws for a wingman. Getting lucky is a team effort.

Wingman Law #1: Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.

by BrahmabullNCSU January 20, 2007

Winston's Law

A rule describing the all-too-common occurrence of an inclusive, intelligent community becoming well-known and suddenly turning to shit.

Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.

by girugamesh March 1, 2014

Winter's Law

As a message board discussion over software - particularly sports simulations - grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Maximum Football or Daivd Winter approaches 1

Person One: "I bought this new game last night and it really stinks"
Person Two: "What's wrong with it?"
Person One: "It's full of bugs! It should have never been released!"
Person Three: "Sounds like Maximum Football"
Person Two: "Aha! Winter's Law!"

by Marauder's Mom September 9, 2009

Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!

Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law

by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021

Peter in Laws

Two men who have had sex with the same woman.

John and Mark have both had sex with Sally. John and Mark are peter in laws.

by C Burn August 26, 2013

Scobienz Law

The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.

Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.

by General Macavelli July 9, 2018

Hagrids Law

When you attempt to enter a committed relationship, all possible attractive people will come out of hiding and tease you with their attractiveness. This is a test of your endurance and ability to stick with that special one.

My gawd where are all these hotties coming from? DAMN YOU HAGRIDS LAW!!!!

by B-dizzay April 29, 2011