pube hat

A hat made out of pubes. Made by shaving off a person's pubes and using the hairs to make a hat. In order to make a pube hat one's own, it must be knit by the person intending to wear it and made of someone else's pubes.

Damn Ryan! Is that made from Justin's pubes?! That's one hot pube hat!

by Theawesomehatmaker November 20, 2007

Devo Hat

(Noun) When a man's uncircumcised penis is really tiny and the foreskin appears to coil up like a Devo Hat.

Baby, your flaccid penis looks likes a Devo Hat. Whip it good!

by Fatsie Mc Doo Doo Face November 25, 2011

hard hat

Hard hat is a slang synonym for an erect penis.

For example "Honey i got a hard hat are you ready"
Or "hmmm this porn cause's meglo hard hat syndrome"

by Chris Woodruff August 18, 2006

Bucket Hat

The coolest type of hat around

Wow he’s so cool, did you see his bucket hat

by Tacotuesday3 August 17, 2019

jizz hat

A name for someone with white hair.

Santa Claus and I are bowling. Santa bowls a strike.
Me: Fuck you, jizz hat.

by Romario May 1, 2008

cunt hat

The name given to the disposition of someone that is behaving like an arsehole, or cunt. Behaviour includes excessive swearing, name calling, selfishness, making others, including friends, feel like shit about themselves. Generally the person wearing the cunt hat is intoxicated or hungover.

Bec: "Jackie's really got her cunt hat on tonight"

by Just Jac January 31, 2007

Benny Hat

Any head garment that makes you look like a retard/spaz/idiot. Named after Benny Hawkins on the 1980's UK soap opera Crossroads. Who was a bit special and never took his friggin hat off.

"Look at that guy he's sporting a reet proper Benny Hat"

by Jaster Mereel July 14, 2015